I'm not working this afternoon. The office is closed for an Employee Appreciation Event, and I'm an employee so I get to go. To Dave & Buster's to play games and eat terrific food and play more games and relax and have fun.
I was going to take Friday as a vacation day, but the office is closed because we're moving to a new location and the IT geeks need the office empty to "deploy the programming necessary to facilitate the move".
I really think they just like using words like "deploy", but I'm not gonna argue.
I'm gonna try and kick my friend Ryan's ass in Crazy Taxi.
And no, Kelly, he's not an actual friend, he's a work friend, because I don't make friends at work.