This one takes some time, but it's a lot of fun.
First, choose a band or artist. Answer the questions using only the titles of their songs. Here are mine, answered as the titles to Jimmy Buffett tunes. And yes, this is exactly as they are listed in the liner notes.
Are you male or female?
Smart Woman (in a Real Short Skirt)
Growing older, but not up.
How do some people feel about you?
How do you feel about yourself?
The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
Describe your most recent ex:
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:
A Thousand Steps to Nowhere
Describe where you want to be:
One Particular Harbor
Describe how you live:
I Love the Now
Describe how you love:
Someday I Will
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Happily Ever After, Now and Then
Share a few words of wisdom:
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere
Now say goodbye:
It’s Five o’Clock Somewhere