Thursday, October 4, 2007

Should've just had McDonald's

Clearly I've been craving Chinese food, because today for lunch I had it for the second time this week. But I swear on all that's good and holy, I have got to stop eating it because Chinese people hate me.

Here's the fortune I got in today's cookie:

Love is when someone gives to the other the best piece of chicken

Beg pardon? You want me to suck your what?

I'm looking for guidance and wisdom. I get chicken philosphy. Fuck you, China.

1 comment:

Monopoly lover said...

yes you should eat at McD's, they have Monopoly back now. and if you don't what your property stickers save them for me I am an addict.