Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a picture of one's own ass with a camera phone? Today, I am wearing the cute jeans. The jeans that, two weeks ago, could not be trusted not to burst at the seams if I attempted anything remotely calistenic. Like sitting down.
Sorry I can't accurately photograph them, and allow you to relish the glory that is the cute jeans. Butt here's proof, however blurry it may be. Pun intended.
The cute jeans, or at least one blurry cheek's worth.