The universe is taunting me.
Right now, it's sunny outside. PSYCHE! It's also colder than a well-digger's ass in the Yukon. Well, maybe not THAT cold, but dammit, man, it's April! I should be reveling in consistent 50+ temperatures with the occasional surprise of a 70-degree day. Instead, I am shivering in consistent 40-degree days with the occasional surprise of the big five-oh on the thermometer.
And you know what? I was a good sport all damn summer long. I'M DONE NOW!!!
The sky is blue, and yet it snowed this morning.
Taunt. Taunt taunt. TAUNT!