So I'm down to counting the hours now. Mike, Rae and Kaylee will arrive at Chicago's lovely Midway Airport at around 11 in the morning. Give them time to get off the plane, get the luggage, pick up the car and drive to Chez Mags, I should be seeing them for a late lunch.
The house is clean, sort of. The important stuff is done - all the switchblades have been picked up from low shelves, the tequila's off the coffee table, the porn is in the closet (not that it's gay porn...) and there are toys for Kaylee to play with/drive mom & dad nuts with. The floors are reasonably clean. Reasonably, meaning there aren't any measurable dust bunnies. However, I wouldn't eat off of it if I were you.
So I'm thinking ... babies put everything in their mouths. Do they also put their mouths ON everything? Because if babies lick floors, we might be in trouble.